An Old Political Joke

Several years ago, Jesse Jackson ran for President. All the candidates were given a tour of the White House.

When they got to the laundry, Jackson complained that the machines were all white.

The tour guide responded, "That's okay, Reverend. The agitators are black."

The Great Society

"These Negroes, they're getting pretty uppity these days and that's a problem for us since they've got something now they never had before, the political pull to back up their uppityness. Now we've got to do something about this, we've got to give them a little something, just enough to quiet them down, not enough to make a difference."

"I'll have those niggers voting Democratic for the next 200 years."

    Lyndon Baines Johnson (1908-1973)

Lincoln and Political Correctness

"I will say, then, that I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races; that I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say, in addition to this, that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. And in as much as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race."

    Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
    Lincoln and Douglas fourth joint debate
    Charleston, September 18, 1858