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Obama vs Obama on Debt Ceiling

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can't pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government's reckless fiscal policies. ...Increasing America's debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that the 'buck stops here'. Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better."

    Barack Hussein Obama, 2006

Obama Calls Americans to Sacrifice

"It only stands to reason that where there’s sacrifice, there’s someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there’s service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master."

    Ayn Rand, "Atlas Shrugged"

Obama in Heaven

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"

Then Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicking him in the groin and saying, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next as he beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence!"

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and sixty-six other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist leader.

As Obama laid bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Weeping, Obama said to him, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be seventy-two VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said? You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"

Quote of the Century

"The danger to America is not Barack Obama, but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the presidency. It will be easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to an electorate willing to have such a man for their president. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails us. Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The republic can survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president."

    Author unknown

Joker-in-Chief

Old Joke, New Faces

It is Democratic primaries 2012 and Hillary runs against Obama. To gain support of Independents in open primaries, Hillary's campaign offers Rush Limbaugh $100,000 to tell on his show that she is an honest, right-to-center politician. Surprisingly, he accepts the offer.

So it's show time and Rush takes the mike: "Hillary Clinton is a vicious liberal snake. She is an expert in lying, backstabbing, press manipulation, bribery and double deals, has multiple ties to foreign lobbies and is known to accept illegal contributions. But compared to Barack Obama she is an honest, right-to-center politician!"

Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency