Obama in Heaven

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"

Then Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicking him in the groin and saying, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next as he beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence!"

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and sixty-six other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist leader.

As Obama laid bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Weeping, Obama said to him, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be seventy-two VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said? You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"